Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ???????? Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because seats are limited!

??? Cruise Details:

?? Date: Friday, 20th February 2026? Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return?? Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour?? Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)?? 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

?? What to Expect:

?? Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians?? Fully Licensed Venue -  Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktail favourites and mixed drinks.?? Delicious snack foods by the on-board chef - purrhase and enjoy fresh cooked favourites - see menu below?? 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck?? Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping

?? 3 HEADLINE ACTS!You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.?? On the Mic

FEATURING GARY ECK, BILLY D’ARCY & DAVID SMIEDT ??

One Night. Three Powerhouse Comics. Non-stop laughs.

Get ready for a massive night of stand-up comedy featuring three of Australia’s most respected and in-demand comedians — from award-winning creators to circuit-smashing crowd favourites. This is a rare chance to see this lineup together. Don’t miss it.GARY ECK

ARIA Award Nominee | Tropfest Winner | Co-Director Happy Feet

Gary Eck is one of Australia’s most loved and accomplished comedians, with an international career spanning Edinburgh, Paris, London, and New York.You’ve seen him on Spicks and Specks, The Nation, and the cult film Boytown, and heard him regularly on NOVA, Triple M, 2WS, and ABC 702’s Thank God It’s Friday.

?? Co-creator of the smash-hit kids animation VEGESAURS — now in its third season, ranking #2 on BBC, just behind Bluey?? Author of two children’s books, including The Day the Moon Came to Stay?? Rare live appearances — when Gary does comedy nights, they sell out

?? This is one you do not want to miss.BILLY D’ARCY

Triple J RAW Comedy National Finalist | Sydney Comedy Festival Roadshow

Fast, sharp, and fearless — Billy D’Arcy is one of Sydney’s most exciting rising stars. With rapid punchlines, a class-clown energy, and a dark edge, Billy takes aim at everything from personal trainers to reality TV culture.

?? Performed at Sydney’s biggest comedy rooms?? Shared stages with Nick Cody and Rhys Nicholson??? “Boasts a slick, well-practised delivery and easy wit” — Chortle UKDAVID SMIEDT

“A living, breathing joke machine” — Adam Hills“So very, very funny” — Joan Rivers

Charming, razor-sharp, and effortlessly funny, David Smiedt is a seasoned favourite across TV, comedy clubs, festivals, and corporate stages.

?? Author of seven humour books?? Contributor to Vogue, GQ, Elle, Men’s Health, Women’s Health, and more?? Supported Joan Rivers on her Australian theatre tour

Critics say:

“A comic whom your mother would love” — Helen Razer “Disarmingly charming” — The Adelaide Advertiser “Think Dorothy Parker meets Graham Kennedy” — TalkFringe “He had the audience eating out of his hands within five minutes” — MICF

? Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard • RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served and may be refused entry• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes - Purchase or boarding provides your consent.Refund Policy:All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

?? Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

?? Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!