Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour
Friday, 20 March 2026
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?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ???????? Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.
??? Cruise Details:
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Dress Code
(no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs
18+ Event Only
?? What to Expect:
Live Stand-Up Comedy
Fully Licensed Venue -
Delicious Snack foods
360° Harbour Views
Pre and Post set Vibes
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HEADLINE ACTS!
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On the Mic
?? Jackie Loeb
One of Australia’s most celebrated comedians, Jackie Loeb is a MO Award Winner for Best Live Comedy Act and a nominee for Best Comedy at the Hollywood Fringe Festival.
Jackie has performed internationally at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Dinah Shore Festival (Palm Springs), and Women’s Week in Provincetown (USA) — a rare honour for an Australian comic.
You’ll recognise her from:• Full Frontal (Series Regular)• Good News Week• Spicks and Specks• Studio 10• The Today Show• NBC’s Superstore
??? Sydney Morning Herald: “One of the Top 5 Comics”??? LA Weekly: “GO”
?? Brett Nichols
A Tropfest finalist and winner of Australia’s premier comedy competition Green Faces, Brett Nichols is a seasoned headline act known for his razor-sharp ad-libbing and fearless crowd work.
He’s appeared on:• The Footy Show (Nine Network)• Stand Up Australia (Comedy Channel)
Brett is also a sought-after TV audience warm-up comic, working on:• Ready Steady Cook• NRL Footy Show• Top Gear Australia• Gladiators
Add to that a long list of national TV commercials (Carlton Draught, Foxtel, Telstra, McDonald’s, Aussie Home Loans) and you’ve got a comic who turns every show into an event.
?? Dave Williams
A comedy heavyweight, Dave Williams has performed a new show every year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival since 1999 — an extraordinary achievement in stand-up comedy.
He’s toured nationally with the MICF Roadshow, performed internationally at the Montreal Comedy Showcase, and is a regular performer at The Comics Lounge (Melbourne).
??? USA Today: “Brings the house down”??? Rip It Up: “The best live stand-up working… accept no substitutes”??? The Advertiser: ???? “Has to be seen to be believed”
? Important Info:
NO BYO -
Refund Policy:
Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
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?? Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!
